based off of @navysealt4t’s post :3

i need to change my blog title bc i'm back on twitter for now, and i keep getting recommended this financial times article about how smoking is actually pretty cool and good, if you think about it. i feel like i'm watching somebody sweatily try to defend the obviously worse and incorrect position on a high school debate team

really love that first sentence so much. going to drop that at a party one day. thoughtfully stare off into the middle distance and say "you know, if you think about it, cigarette smoking is essentially the anti facebook". see where that convo goes from there

They're right though

You would think that the biggest risk of trying out something new is that you won't like it, but it's when it's so good it raises your standards where the real problems start

"out of provolone? How am I supposed to eat a sandwich without provolone?" - girl who put provolone on her sandwich for the first time this week

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it's this: if you're gonna do it then please take the whole product

Just take the whole pack, please.

This is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life